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 * My Time in the Gulag

I remember it as though it were a year ago... Said Tyler the Smith as he reeled back, choking down whatever papal dust entered his nubile throat Many a fat, insolent user met the banhammer at the hands of this unremarkable fapping machine Truly a product of inbreeding stoners, this rural virgin idiot Tyler the Smith had few, if any, remarkable stories to tell...     ... but it was a rare occasion, such as this, that he did

I remember it so well...   I was just writing stories when, on a sudden, with no warning at all, this fat neckbeard jumped on my back! Why're you being a complete and utter prick...? Those words rang in my ear as he groped like a blind idiot, seeking the penis beneath my pants I tried to reason with him, to appeal my own freedom of expression, but he wouldn't listen! And then this other guy got in, this scrawny, edgy guy who the neckbeard called ""Nii-san"!   He tried to be the voice of reason, and I, in my own defense, attempted to prove my right one last time...    IT STOPPED...    ... BUT NOT FOR LONG!!!    They had moved, building a fortress in opposition to me, a megalith in the distance!    What was I to do but rid my own castle of their disease???    I purged their existence in my home, hoping we could live in peace...    ... it was then, when my guard was down, that he came    A hairy man hailing from Hispaniola, groveling at my feet, begging to know "why...?" even though the answer was obvious    I tried to send him off, to make my peace, but he would have none of it    Soon enough, I encountered a whole army of text, assailing me from every corner    IT WAS THEN THAT I KNEW - THIS. MEANS. WAR.    I fought fire with fire, and won without question My domain was reduced to naught but smoldering waste from the whole of the conflict Distraught, I lost my will to write, and lamented how the ill will of so few can ruin everything for so many Eventually, a comrade and I deduced that there was but one thing to do in this situation ASSAULT THEM AT THEIR CORE KEEP THE DISEASE FROM SPREADING AND MARCH OUT IN GLORY When espionage failed me, I came before them in person, feigning peace and goodwill...   ... only for the knife to be swatted out of my hand as I moved to kill their leader Duly, I fled in shame, hoping that I would be able to yet recover and attack my enemies again...   AND SHE CAME I was blindsided by a fat roll to the back of the head, only to wake up in a dingy prison cell days later I asked why I was there, and her response was merely "To correct your grievous errors, and get rid of that dirty little mind" For the next month, I was subjected to the most grueling of politically correct and social justice warrior media Everything from BBW porn to pregnant scene girls getting their children aborted right in front of my virgin eyes From eating horrible veggie burgers to vocally denouncing my beautiful animu waifus with "DIE, SLAVES OF THE PATRIARCHY!!!" But that was nothing compared to today I was forced to be ridden by a depressed, morbidly obese woman in her 40s, whom I firmly believe to be the one who assailed me before For four hours, I was made to smell the disgusting stench emanating from her "proud whore" vagina Had I not been starved of real food, I would've vomited the entire time, likely killing myself That would've been preferable to knowing this hideous Hutt now bears my child inside of her I was released only an hour ago, forced to show off my good behavior to appease her...   And now I sit here, dirty, sick, and ashamed, writing this to all of you with good minds Why? To teach you a lesson! What? YOU HAVE NO FREEDOM ANYMORE!!! Your rights end where degenerates' feelings begin! Etch this into your mind, with a steak knife if you must WATCH FOR "HER", OR RISK INDEFINABLE TRAUMA!!! I needn't explain who "she" is...      ̸̵͖̥̫̝̩͙̩̒̓̋ͫͧ͋͗̎͑̚͝͡ǝ̸̢̻̥̮̬̫͎̇̍̿̌̾̉ͥ̄ͬͯ͂ͪͧ͂̕̚͝ͅs̷̸̡̛͔͚̰̤̫͉̮͔͆ͩ̊̔ͦ̌̉͑͑͌͞u̜̥̤̯̻̺͈͓͓̳̯̱̣̫̘̼̰̣͜҉ͭ͑ͫ̌̊̇̀̄͗͐͒̈ͧu̵̯̗̯̞͇̩̬̲̻̗̬̹̬̺͇͇͚̎ͧ̆ͦ̉ͩ̓̕͠͠ɐ̵͇̖͖͚̘̲̦̩͈͔ͩ̌ͩ̔ͭ͛̂ͬ̆̆ͨ̽ͭS!!! BEWARE!!! FOR SHE WILL STEAL YOUR SHEKELS AND RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES I MADE!!!

My Time in the Gulag END