Help Me, Professor Kokonoe!

"Greetings lost children. I am Professor Kokonoe, genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven laboratory. ... Well, OK, we aren't in the lab at the moment. This place can sort of be temporarily moved into the Boundary. Well, simply put, it's a mysterious room. A room where you can do anything you want. To be honest, it's a paradise for all those sad, little lost children who couldn't make it to the true ending. A sort of Avalon. If you're one of those nutbars who's all "I don't need help" or "I only want to unlock hidden stuff" or "I'll just look for a flowchart online," then you can piss off... Very well. Lost child of the day. You may enter."

- Professor Kokonoe, in the opening scene

"Help Me Professor Kokonoe!" is a new omake (like Teach Me, Miss Litchi) In BlazBlue: Continuum Shift where Kokonoe gives advice to the playable characters so they can reach their true ending. These episodes are revealed when the playable characters have a bad ending.

"Help Me Professor Kokonoe!" is very much like "Teach Me, Miss Litchi" in that it bears seemingly as much humor as sensibly possible. Kokonoe indirectly breaks the fourth wall frequently, particularly during Lambda's segment, where she attempts to wrap up the show almost immediately on the grounds that she controls Lambda anyway. When Tager disputes this, she screams "What was that!? I don't think your friends on the other side of the monitor can hear you!" For some of the later segments, Kokonoe starts by claiming the show is a love clinic rather than an aid to assist characters in reaching the proper ending to their story lines. Response to this by the characters is often awkward and humorous.

Triva
Jin Kisaragi: When he freezes Kokonoe, she states "I am a God here" and throws Ragna (ala an Hellsing portal) into the fray and Jin refoucses at him and (apparntly from the pink screen) "attacked" him. Also, when he first speaks Kokonoe says "And stop speaking like Hakumen!" (appanently due for the fact Hakumen and Jin Kisaragi are one in the same).

Carl Clover: When Kokonoe says that Carl's life is crap, he denies this...but when he speaks to Ada (which Kokonoe called Nivrana), she argees with the grimakin. Also he says "I'm think i'm having Deja Vu" when Kokonoe askes him to mimic Rachel (which he already done in "Teach me, Miss Litchi!").

Hakumen: When Hakumen started to bark when Kokonoe said to have some milk, she says "There you go, you get angry at the drop of a hat" and tells Hakumen to chill, in which he does. When he leaves though, she wanted to "do something to him" in popping an confused Hakumen.

Lotte Carmine: When "The Irresistable Arakune" pops up, Kokonoe says that the mere sight of him in battle makes players "Shit Bricks" and to stay away from Litchi saying "Those boobs mean Death" (in which arakune turns to normal and leaves). When he leaves, Kokonoe calls "Maiden" Tager and cleans up the mess.