Thread:Кримера/@comment-27496972-20160910125048/@comment-27496972-20160915015201

(A cement mixer-like truck pulls up at the entrance to a temple followed by several Mk IX Sentry Bots. McAlastair hops out to guide the truck)

OK, just back it up. Back it up. Stop, STOP! You almost ran over the altar. If that thing gets flattened, we'll be beyond f***ed and you can kiss your kids goodbye. OK, lower the chute into the pool. Not THERE! NO not that way! It's right HERE, where I'm standing! Good, good. Now turn on the pump!

(The driver presses a button that pours strawberry sorbet into the pool in front of the sacrred Crimson Altar)

Keep pouring that stuff in, I'm gonna record the message now.

My leige, how are you? I give you an offering, inexchange for some answers.

Are you certain about Nu's desires? I mean, Lady Crimera, you're not wrong, not that I'd question you or anything, but it specifically said that she tried to create a world for only herself and Ragna, but was denied by Noel for a reason that will be clear in CF.

Also, since I gave a fairly valid explination for the whole "death" thing, I take it that I'm right? I've studied this stuff before and Ragna becoming the Black Beast doesn't classify as death. Whether someone has been diagnosed with Mad-Cow Disease, C-Virus, clinical depression, ferocious post-necrotic dystrophy, 115 poisoning  or have been turned into a mindless monster due to an unknown object that replaced your arm that's set on destruction you're technically still alive. However, with these cases their mind degenerates significantly and you become unstable and lose the ability to think and reason like a normal human being would. You'd still be alive, but your mind either turns  rabid or  numb to the world around you and would degenerate into a savage animal or semi-lifeless doll that only knows the basics of survival (eat, drink, find shelter, sleep, etc.) and cannot think about anything else,   in scientific terms anyway.

If you are getting sick of me asking questions every week, tell me so that I can stop. I promise you, I'm a kind, smart guy that just wants to help people, but I also need help sometimes too. When I make a joke or a running gag, I don't have any ill intentions I can assure you of that. I just want to help others whilst having a laugh or two along the way, even if I lack attention. Also, if you were looking for a theme song I think I know something that would be perfect for you. McAlastair, signing off.

(Turns off recorder and places it on the altar. Turns back to the mixer)

Is it done?! Good! Shut it off. Hopefully that should be more than enough strawberry sorbet to keep her pleased. Remember, It's not just my life on the line! Lady Crimera is practically one or two steps below the gods. The last 30 people that displeased her were given guns, put in the same room as her and she killed them all in under 5 seconds, she's THAT powerful. So if I screw up, I'm taking all of you with me! Now let's get the bloody hell out of here!

(McAlastair gets in the mixer and gets the driver to floor it. They speed away from the Crimson Manor, followed by the Sentry Bots, back to the top-secret underground facility)