Help Me, Professor Kokonoe!

"Greetings lost children. I am Professor Kokonoe, genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven laboratory. ... Well, OK, we aren't in the lab at the moment. This place can sort of be temporarily moved into the Boundary. Well, simply put, it's a mysterious room. A room where you can do anything you want. To be honest, it's a paradise for all those sad, little lost children who couldn't make it to the true ending. A sort of Avalon. If you're one of those nutbars who's all "I don't need help" or "I only want to unlock hidden stuff" or "I'll just look for a flowchart online," then you can piss off... Very well. Lost child of the day. You may enter."

- Professor Kokonoe, in the opening scene

"Help Me Professor Kokonoe!" is a new omake (like Teach Me, Miss Litchi) In BlazBlue: Continuum Shift where Kokonoe gives advice to the playable characters so they can reach their true ending. These episodes are revealed when the playable characters have a bad ending.

"Help Me Professor Kokonoe!" is very much like "Teach Me, Miss Litchi" in that it bears seemingly as much humor as sensibly possible. Kokonoe indirectly breaks the fourth wall frequently, particularly during Lambda's segment, where she attempts to wrap up the show almost immediately on the grounds that she controls Lambda anyway. When Tager disputes this, she screams "What was that!? I don't think your friends on the other side of the monitor can hear you!" For some of the later segments, Kokonoe starts by claiming the show is a love clinic rather than an aid to assist characters in reaching the proper ending to their story lines. Response to this by the characters is often awkward and humorous.

Triva

 * Jin Kisaragi: When he freezes Kokonoe, she states "I am a God here" and throws Ragna into the fray and Jin refocuses on him and apparntly attacks him. Also, when he first speaks, Kokonoe says "And stop speaking like Hakumen!" (appanently due for the fact Jin and Hakumen are one in the same).
 * Carl Clover: When Kokonoe says that Carl's life is crap, he denies this...but when he speaks to Ada (which Kokonoe called Nirvana), she argees with the grimalkin. Also, he says "I think I'm having Deja Vu" when Kokonoe asks him to mimic Rachel Alucard(which he had already done in "Teach me, Miss Litchi!").
 * ArakuneWhen "The Irresistable Arakune" pops up, Kokonoe says that the mere sight of him in battle makes players "Shit Bricks" and to stay away from Litchi saying "Those boobs mean Death" (in which Arakune turns to normal and leaves). After he leaves, Kokonoe calls in Tager, dressed as a maid, to clean up the substance left by Arakune.