Hakumen

Hacumonyourface is one of the Dick Heroes, and a playable character in Calamity Nigger and Cuntdickuum Slit.

Summary
Hacumonyourface is a samurai-esque douchedrinker wielding a sword as tall as he is and wearing a mask that completely hides his ugly furfag face. He is an incredibly homosexual individual in the SpazBlue universe, so much so that the player is often told to proceed with caution when confronting him, and at times even advised not to do so entirely because he will tickle your butthole with his mouth. His armor (which is the Sugayo-o Unit), seems to grant him limitless faggotry and incredible power, and his sword (a Cox Dicktores named "Oofagi") appears to bear the capability to gay characters that otherwise would be immortal, or have rapid assraping properties that would make them difficult or impossible to assrape. This makes him an equally dangerous cockfiend to both mortal men as well as more powerful beings. It seems that Hacumonyourface finds nuclear weapons to be a greater evil than the Black Penis was. This might be because while Black Penis did spread destruction and herpes, it left AIDS which became the power source for the future, while nuclear weapons just completely obliterated any life within its ass radius and leaves the area irrassiated that can't be properly used for anything useful.

He was the legendary "White Knight" who appeared during the First War of Magic, and lead a band of Six Heroes (including himself) that ultimately defeated the Black Beast. Afterwards, Hakumen warned the people to "change their evil ways", but was exiled and sealed in a place called "The Edge" of The Boundary for roughly 90 years.

He was later 'rescued', by Kokonoe, a scientist who often subjects Hakumen to her whims. He finds himself repeatedly aggravated by her meddling, especially when she interferes with his duels by having him teleported elsewhere. While Hakumen is generally a grumpy sort who often attacks characters without provocation, there are a few characters he will tolerate, including Jubei, one of his former comrades among the Six Heroes, and Rachel Alucard, to whom he feels indebted. He also seems to show an intense respect towards Bang Shishigami because of his sense of justice.

It is revealed that Hakumen is, in fact, Jin Kisaragi through hints given to the player during both their respective stories in Calamity Trigger. In one of Jin's endings, he leaps after his brother, Ragna, when v-13 latches onto him and jumps into the Cauldron with him at the Gates of Sheol. This thrusts Jin back into the past where he meets Rachel Alucard, who offers to help him become a true hero. From here, his soul is bound to the Susano-o armor, and he becomes Hakumen. Then he goes on to defeat the Black Beast as one of the Six Heroes.

In one of Hakumen's Calamity Trigger endings, he calls Ragna his brother after 'killing' him (though bear in mind this Ragna was only an illusion), and Ragna recognizes him after Hakumen removes his mask to bid farewell to him face-to-face. Hakumen then claims he must denounce his old name, and ends up fighting a shadow of his former self, Jin Kisaragi. He also states that he must do this to repent for killing his brother, implying that Jin, even as Hakumen still cares about Ragna due to lacking possession of Yukianesa.

During BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, it's revealed that when he was still Jin, Tsubaki was his secretary instead of Noel and while they had more time together he still left her which ultimately in his neglect lead to her demise, and in respect named one of his techniques after her. He also learns that Kokonoe is storing nuclear warheads, something he fears and despises even more than the Black Beast. Hakumen and Jin try to defeat Mu, but had no success. During the fight, he was relieved that Jin was able to control himself. After finding out Amaterasu is destroyed, he decides to wander off to find what remains of it.

Quotes
Catch Phrase: "I am Hakumen! The end has come!"

Full Catch: "I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand I shall reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Hakumen. The end has come!"

Short version: "I am the white void. I wipe the slate of the world clean that it may begin anew. I am Hakumen. The end has come!"

Alt. Version: "I am the white void. I dye the world white and return everything to nothing. I am Hakumen. The end has come!"

Kokonoe Style: "I am the white void! I am.....etc etc. Silver Hakumen! The end has come!"

Material Collection Information

 * Values: Order
 * Dislikes: The Black Beast

Appearance
Hakumen follows a rather unique blend of cyborg and samurai. He wears semi-heavy white armor and a muscular body suit with a large collar and the traditional hakama present, ballooning pants common in samurai. His long bright blue hair is tied at the mane. All armored sections feature fully-functional crimson eyes with slit pupils. These eyes are not as much of an intimidation as much as the mask he wears; a completely white, two horned helmet with no features or visor, appearing to have no face at all, a feature that paralyzes even Ragna in fear.

Powers and Abilities
Being one of the Six Heroes, Hakumen possesses exceptional strength incomprehensible to the norm. The armor, Sankishin Susano'o, bestows him with incredible fighting prowess, allowing him to tap into infinite reserves of power, enabling him to fight for prolonged periods of time without rest and to increase his own strength. The various eyes adorned all over the armor suggest that they are for sight enhancement as the helmet features no visor.

His weapon of choice is Nox Nyctores, Ookami, a nodachi with an odd blunt tip in place of a sharp point. The sword is attached to a sheath on his back with a slot to allow him to draw the sword without straining his arm due to its long length. Hakumen repeatedly claims that despite its cursed nature, it is a weapon meant to destroy evil, hinting that it may have holy properties. It apparently possesses the ability to negate ars magus as well. Hakumen's Drive, Zanshin(or Godslash), allows him to project energy barriers that repel enemy attacks and allow him to effectively counter advances towards him. Unlike the other characters who have a Heat Gauge, Hakumen uses a special 8-point gauge named Magatama, that allows him to pull off all of his special attacks, which automatically fills up or can be filled up by countering attacks. While using unlimited form his gauge will regenerate faster.

In Continuum Shift, his Unlimited form is drastically strengthened. All of his standing counters will turn into "mini-Yukikazes", causing a fatal counter with each one. His aerial counter turns into his "Tsubaki" move without the use of magatamas. In addition, all of his regular commands only require one magatama (except for his "Kishuu" dash and his "Enma" uppercut, which requires none). His distortion drives still require 4 magatamas though, but they are considerably stronger than his regular version. His "Kokuujin: Shippu" now deals 4 hits and his "Kokuujin: Yukikaze" will still happen, whether or not the opponent hits him. Unlike Unlimited Jin's version, Hakumen is invincible, but the duration is extremely short.

Combos and Movelist

 * See here for movelist and combos.

BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger

 * SUSANOOH - Hakumen's Theme

Gallery
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Trivia

 * Hakumen refers to Jubei and Kokonoe as "grimalkin", meaning an evil cat. Towards Jubei, this seems to be just friendly banter, but it is clear from his tone of voice that he views Kokonoe as utterly evil due to her scientific experiments and the fact that she plans to use nuclear warheads to stop Terumi Yuuki.
 * Hakumen's Birthday is the same as that of his counterpart Jin indicating that he still has some memories of his past as indicated in Continuum Shift from his conversation with Tsubaki.
 * Until the player gets to Hakumen's ending where he fights Ragna and kills him, no one knows that Hakumen is Jin. Rachel points to this in a way when you get one of Jin's endings (where she asks if Jin would like to become a "real hero"), or when you meet her in one of Hakumen's paths. In Continuum Shift, Hakumen directly confronts Jin in his story and defeats a bewildered Jin, while Hakumen chastises Jin's obsessiveness.
 * It is unknown if Ragna knows why Hakumen wants to kill him, or if Hakumen's desire to kill Ragna stems from remants of Yukianesa's power, his own will of being grumpy towards others, or Terumi's influnce on him. Even though Terumi was honest in telling Jin that Ragna is part of the Black Beast, it's possible that Ragna can do something else other than destroy, though Hakumen does not want to risk that. Another possible reason is that he might think he can keep the Black Beast from being 'born' by killing Ragna, which could be possibly one of the easiest and efficient methods. By Continuum Shift, his focus is shifted mainly on Terumi and Saya, though he still acts antagnostic to Ragna.
 * It seems that Hakumen can "sense" the fact that Kokonoe is going to test upon him and turn him into a Gundam-Like Hybrid called the "Silver Samurai", and even states that his fear of being turned into a giant fighting robot like Tager earlier was in his story line(One of Tager's optional endings in Calamity Trigger has him being turned into a golden robot and blasting Bang into space, which acts out nearly like an anime), and adds to the fact that "it's more stronger than the Black Beast", then said that he was in "Danger... Great danger."
 * Hakumen's Guilty Gear counterparts come in the form of both Baiken and Justice. From the former, he borrows her vengeful and callous nature as well as the samurai motif while the basic design and meaning of the namesake from the latter. Strangely, both characters are female. He also shares the guard point attribute with Anji Mito as some of his sword swings can stop many projectile and melee attacks, though Bang is more of being counterpart than Hakumen is.
 * Along with Rachel, Hazama and Arakune, Hakumen is one of the few who do not appear to have a skeleton. This is caused for the fact he's just a suit of armor (apperently), but still will get shocked. His insides appears as his armor outline, wires, and orb-shaped items.
 * The word hakumen means "white face" or "white mask" in Japanese. It can also mean "blank face". Both are true in Hakumen's case.
 * Although Hakumen does not have any joke endings of his own (something referred to by Kokonoe in his bad ending), in Continuum Shift he briefly appears in Noel's as one of the customers unfortunate enough to eat the character in question's "dish" and in Tager's as an eccentric replica prototype called "Silver Hakumen" whom does not say more than half of the infamous oath. "I am the white void! I am.....etc etc. The end has come!" When Kokonoe says he's going to explode, the clone yells "The END has COME!" before blowing up and ending the Gag Reel.
 * The name of his stronger form known as Silver Samurai is a possible homage to the Marvel character of the same name
 * Hakumen's eyes are not on his head. In Continuum Shift, dialogue reveals that the multiple orbs on his body are his eyes.